Meet SEO Expert

I think SEO Expert is my favorite character of all time. Typically people who are search engine optimization experts are stand up folks that provide and important and legitimate service.

But I cannot resist the idea of an "Evil" SEO Expert. Something about the nature of SEO lingo and how little clients understand about this topic make it so easy for an unscrupulously shyster to take advantage of the unsuspecting. And I have met some shysters along the way!

This is why the SEO Expert character is pure evil. There is so much room for funny material here. I mean "super spanky nut cover bolt" how can you read this and not laugh?

Stupid Web 2.0 User Comments
Give me some of that Web 2.0. That's what all the users want these days, some Web 2.0. Just leave a comment below silly humans.

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Jack
December 21, 2008
I like how this page ranks for "super spanky nut cover bolt" in Google.

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