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Horrible Web Company Slogans
This comic was inspired by a visit to my local chamber of commerce by a co-worker. During the chamber of commerce event each person was asked to get up and give the elevator pitch for the company they work for. There were several web design and internet marketing companies. One guy gets up and holds up a soda can and says, “We help you CRUSH your competition online!” Then he proceeds to crush the soda can. Another guy gets up and says in a really low voice: “Do you have a website?” No one can hear him. Then he quickly raises his voice to the point yelling: “Well, GET READY TO TURN UP THE VOLUME!!!! On your website!”
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Give me some of that Web 2.0. That's what all the users want these days, some Web 2.0. Just leave a comment below silly humans.
Lou
September 1, 2008
haha...Maybe if you talk louder, you'll make more sense.
"Do youa speaka any Englisha?"
PMac
October 3, 2008
How about a special on used slogans? I've got "Location! Location! Location!" half off today only.
rajkumargoswami
May 2, 2009
Horrible Web Company Slogans
This comic was inspired by a visit to my local chamber of commerce by a co-worker. During the chamber of commerce event each person was asked to get up and give the elevator pitch for the company they work for. There were several web design and internet marketing companies. One guy gets up and holds up a soda can and says, “We help you CRUSH your competition online!” Then he proceeds to crush the soda can. Another guy gets up and says in a really low voice: “Do you have a website?” No one can hear him. Then he quickly raises his voice to the point yelling: “Well, GET READY TO TURN UP THE VOLUME!!!! On your website!”
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Give me some of that Web 2.0. That's what all the users want these days, some Web 2.0. Just leave a comment below silly humans.
Lou
September 1, 2008
haha...Maybe if you talk louder, you'll make more sense.
"Do youa speaka any Englisha?"
PMac
October 3, 2008
How about a special on used slogans? I've got "Location! Location! Location!" half off today only.
rajkumargoswami
May 2, 2009
Horrible Web Company Slogans
This comic was inspired by a visit to my local chamber of commerce by a co-worker. During the chamber of commerce event each person was asked to get up and give the elevator pitch for the company they work for. There were several web design and internet marketing companies. One guy gets up and holds up a soda can and says, “We help you CRUSH your competition online!” Then he proceeds to crush the soda can. Another guy gets up and says in a really low voice: “Do you have a website?” No one can hear him. Then he quickly raises his voice to the point yelling: “Well, GET READY TO TURN UP THE VOLUME!!!! On your website!”
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